Ficturbation

Summary: To entertain oneself with fictionary thoughts/scenarios.

Bill: I can't help but thinking about the date last night...
David: Dude, It's already over, there's nothing you can do about it.
Bill: I know, but I just can't help making up better scenarios man...
David: You gotta stay intact bro, ficturbation is not good for you!

by Randomthoughts1899 September 28, 2017

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Competitive Speed Wanking

Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation

by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

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Fasturbation

When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.

Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.

Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.

Guy 1: it truly is...

by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011

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fisturbating

To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.

"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."

Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"

by Under Training May 11, 2008

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fasturbation

the taking of a quick masturbation break, usually in a public bathroom

Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!

by vivezplus April 29, 2007

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