Ficturbation

Summary: To entertain oneself with fictionary thoughts/scenarios.

Bill: I can't help but thinking about the date last night...
David: Dude, It's already over, there's nothing you can do about it.
Bill: I know, but I just can't help making up better scenarios man...
David: You gotta stay intact bro, ficturbation is not good for you!

Ficturbation by Randomthoughts1899 September 28, 2017

fasturbation 

Competitive Speed Wanking

Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation

fasturbation by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

Fasturbation 

When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.

Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.

Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.

Guy 1: it truly is...

Fasturbation by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011

fisturbating 

To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.

"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."

Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"

fisturbating by Under Training May 11, 2008

fasturbation 

the taking of a quick masturbation break, usually in a public bathroom

Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!

fasturbation by vivezplus April 29, 2007

Faceturbation

The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.

Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!

Faceturbation by ihavenopseudonym April 23, 2011

faceturbation

the act of masturbating to your friends' pictures on facebook.

craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.

faceturbation by Loyalservant563 December 9, 2007