Flatnea 

Portmanteau of 'flatulence' and 'apnea.' The act of snoring and farting simultaneously.

My roommate kept me awake all night with flatnea. I don't know which is worse. The snoring or the farting.

Flatnea by Misanthropist August 8, 2015

Flatbean 

A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.

I was astonished at the level of nothingness going on in this persons head.. Clearly a flatbean..

Flatbean by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013

Flathead Craig 

Someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.

That guy acts like such a Flathead Craig, no wonder his wife left. He would need to improve himself to even be a choad

Flathead Craig by 4Marley11 November 4, 2017

flatearther 

A person that believes the earth is flat. A flatearther believes NASA is a government agency that hides the truth of the flat earth with lies, fake photos, and videos of space. One believes the sun and moon are directly overhead with a diameter of roughly 30-70 miles across. Flathearther's typically suffer from the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Joe is now a flatearther after watching a bunch of youtube videos. He believes the world is flat.

flatearther by RickTheBrick23 July 8, 2019

flathead 

A term used to describe someone with few or no brains or common sense, resulting from repeated beating of one's head against the wall. An antiquated term from mid-20th century.

Little Joey runs out into the street.. in front of a careening ice-cream truck. Dad yells, "Joey! You flathead! Get out of the street!!"

flathead by BlackKat65 June 23, 2010

Flathead 

A V8 engine design produced by the Ford Motor Company.
It was introduced in 1932, and was used in automobiles until the 1954 model year. In the thirties, gangsters such as Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow favored Fords powered by Flatheads, since they tended to be quicker than most cars of the time, they made great getaway vehicles.

It has also known that John Dillinger even wrote Henry Ford, praising his powerful Flathead V8, and thanked him for a designing quick getaway car.

The engine was also popular among moonshiners well into the 40s and early fifties.

The engine was also popular with hotrodders of the era, as well as today's hotrodders.

My 1940 Ford Coupe is powered by a Flathead V8.

Flathead by angry chocolate. September 9, 2010

flatleaver 

These other definitions are weird. A flatleaver is somebody who breaks plans with one or more persons without telling them either to hang out with some one else or just say at home instead of just saying no. A flatleaver is often the one who suggests hanging out, but can also be the other. Comes from the phrase to leave someone flat meaning high and dry and without warning.

"Me and Kay asked if I wanted to hang out today so I got all dressed and never heard from her until the next week asking the same thing, but never mentioning her not showing up last time...then did it again that week. She's a bitch and a flatleaver and if I see her again I'm gonna mob on her."

flatleaver by mooki3babiiyonkerz April 5, 2010