Flateal
She scared the cats with her flateal incontinence - the farts just kept flowing through her without resistance
Flateal by Brentwood clan November 16, 2024
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flatearther
A person that believes the earth is flat. A flatearther believes NASA is a government agency that hides the truth of the flat earth with lies, fake photos, and videos of space. One believes the sun and moon are directly overhead with a diameter of roughly 30-70 miles across. Flathearther's typically suffer from the Dunning-Kruger effect.
flatearther by RickTheBrick23 July 8, 2019
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Flateal • Flamealchemist • flatballs • flatballer • Flatelets • flatalie • Flatearthism • flateaser • Flatuality Defect • Flatwalling
flateaser
A flateaser is a small breasted women who usually has a nice ass and also happens to be a dick tease.
That Betty Lou has no titty but she sure likes to show off that mighty fine ass to me every chance she can .
That bitch is a real flateaser!
That bitch is a real flateaser!
flateaser by Mister mojoworkin August 19, 2016
Flamealchemist
An annoying yet funny member of thesato, flamealchemist was inspired by Vashyro's 1337ness to pick up the bass. Flamealchemist worships Vashyro like god and voted for him aswell. He would consider himself Vashyro's eternal rival, but is nowhere near as 1337. He gets an F in PE and wants to become a Senator.
Flamealchemist: 'I am going to be such a 1337 bassist, I'm gonna get a Musicman Stingray, just like Taira!'
Vashyo: '1337 my ass, first come to three times my level, then start saving.'
Vashyo: '1337 my ass, first come to three times my level, then start saving.'
Flamealchemist by Dave April 9, 2005
Flatwalling
When someone prevents you from doing something either physically or metaphorically from going any further with your intended endeavours or intentions.
E.g. 1. Yeah, she really wanted that Saturday Job at the Ice Cream Parlour but then her Parents flatwalled her by grounding her on the day of her interview just so she couldn't get the Job - unbelievable!
E.g. 2. Without her parents signing her grant form she won't be able to go to University and they won't do it because they don't want her to go. However, she's smart so she'll find a way around that flatwalling.
E.g. 2. Without her parents signing her grant form she won't be able to go to University and they won't do it because they don't want her to go. However, she's smart so she'll find a way around that flatwalling.
Flatwalling by creality February 14, 2022
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Flamealchemist
Started up as the nickname of Roy mustang from Full Metal Alchemist But became a screen name in the nartu fan forums. Later it was used in thesato.com. Flamealchemist loves to get in trouble and question the sannins.
Sato member: "Flamealchemist is such a tard he is number one on my tard list"
Sato member 2: "yeah i know."
Flamealchemist: "Yeah he is i know he is like that is so right!!! Yeah!!!!"
Sato member 2: "yeah i know."
Flamealchemist: "Yeah he is i know he is like that is so right!!! Yeah!!!!"
Flamealchemist by Flamealchemist December 28, 2004
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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