flatbeat 

a very sad person who writes their own definitions.

flatbeat by Incuban July 28, 2003

Flatbean 

A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.

I was astonished at the level of nothingness going on in this persons head.. Clearly a flatbean..

Flatbean by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013

flatmeat 

1. unleavened roadside meat treat

2. essentially a furry little animal that got caught under a tire or otherwise squashed my moving vehicle. generally has a rancid smell and a jerky like texture; preferred by mountain folk, hillbillies and the inbred.

3. not kosher.

see roadkill also see street pizza

hooo weee! dab nagit... stop the truck cletus! i saw me sum flatmeat back thar!

flatmeat by ob1 April 1, 2004

flatmeat 

road killed animal

my neighbor's cat was hit by the garbage truck and turned into flatmeat.

flatmeat by chuckers November 4, 2003

flatbeated 

To beat someone in counter-strike and have the favour returned to you via used condom on face

"ohh shit we beat SK, watch for HeatoN with the dommys"

flatbeated by Mordain June 14, 2003

flabbeating 

The act of when a short and skinny kid beats the shit out of a fat kid.

Brad was flabbeating Xavier

flabbeating by kickREDneckSISinTHROAT November 12, 2018

fatbeat

1. The best beat in the world
2. A song that was stuck in your head

Godzilla by Eminem is such a fatbeat

fatbeat by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023