A flateaser is a small breasted women who usually has a nice ass and also happens to be a dick tease.
That Betty Lou has no titty but she sure likes to show off that mighty fine ass to me every chance she can .
That bitch is a real flateaser!
That bitch is a real flateaser!
by Mister mojoworkin August 19, 2016
Get the flateaser mug.A suicidal sport based on racing tippy boats down flat water including, but not limited to, lakes and gorges. Most sprint athletes train through the winter without all that much clothing, layering what they do wear oddly in haste or desperation for warmth. Sprint kayakers are often considered to be rowers' slow cousin and whitewaters' wimpy sister, but in reality alot of pain and guts goes into the sport.
Most clubs share training grounds with rowers and have develloped an intense rivalry with them. Sprint kayakers have to remain fit not just for overall speed but also to fit in the thin boats. New kayakers frequently capsize, and to avoid this they might stear clear of using seats, which brings them lower to the water's surface and improves balance. Many boats use tall spikes to hold seats in place, and as many clubs are fairly poor many boats lack footboards (a board that kayakers use with steering and legdrive) so athletes occasionally have to deal with extreme discomfort. The sport is embaressing if you're caught in public in winter gear, or if you capsize during a regatta on a popular lake. This sport is not to be confused with recreational kayaking; recreational kayaks do well on rough waters while sprint boats are brutal in the wind.
Most clubs share training grounds with rowers and have develloped an intense rivalry with them. Sprint kayakers have to remain fit not just for overall speed but also to fit in the thin boats. New kayakers frequently capsize, and to avoid this they might stear clear of using seats, which brings them lower to the water's surface and improves balance. Many boats use tall spikes to hold seats in place, and as many clubs are fairly poor many boats lack footboards (a board that kayakers use with steering and legdrive) so athletes occasionally have to deal with extreme discomfort. The sport is embaressing if you're caught in public in winter gear, or if you capsize during a regatta on a popular lake. This sport is not to be confused with recreational kayaking; recreational kayaks do well on rough waters while sprint boats are brutal in the wind.
1)
Brad: "Hey, Keith, check out that freaky chick with the layered spandex!"
Keith: "Haha, I hear she kayaks or something, who does that in the winter, she must be crazy!"
2)
Leslie: "Hey, kayaker! Having trouble keeping up with us shells?" (shells referring to rowing boats)
Andrea: "Hey, rower! Having trouble identifying that whale you're heading straight towards?"
3)
Oscar: "Yo, sprint is whitewater's gimped sis, man!"
Tory: "Oh yeah, I forgot that it's wimpy to risk hypothermia 6 months of the year while pulling 200 pounds with my arms and abs."
4)
Gregory: "God, it's sooooo cold out, and I have to walk home from the bus!"
Calvin: "Yeah, I have to go kayak until 7:00."
Gregory: "Serious, man? Are you crazy?"
Calvin: "Nah, just a wee bit suicidal."
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Brad: "Hey, Keith, check out that freaky chick with the layered spandex!"
Keith: "Haha, I hear she kayaks or something, who does that in the winter, she must be crazy!"
2)
Leslie: "Hey, kayaker! Having trouble keeping up with us shells?" (shells referring to rowing boats)
Andrea: "Hey, rower! Having trouble identifying that whale you're heading straight towards?"
3)
Oscar: "Yo, sprint is whitewater's gimped sis, man!"
Tory: "Oh yeah, I forgot that it's wimpy to risk hypothermia 6 months of the year while pulling 200 pounds with my arms and abs."
4)
Gregory: "God, it's sooooo cold out, and I have to walk home from the bus!"
Calvin: "Yeah, I have to go kayak until 7:00."
Gregory: "Serious, man? Are you crazy?"
Calvin: "Nah, just a wee bit suicidal."
FLATWATER KAYAK OWNS
by lolCKClol November 20, 2009
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These other definitions are weird. A flatleaver is somebody who breaks plans with one or more persons without telling them either to hang out with some one else or just say at home instead of just saying no. A flatleaver is often the one who suggests hanging out, but can also be the other. Comes from the phrase to leave someone flat meaning high and dry and without warning.
"Me and Kay asked if I wanted to hang out today so I got all dressed and never heard from her until the next week asking the same thing, but never mentioning her not showing up last time...then did it again that week. She's a bitch and a flatleaver and if I see her again I'm gonna mob on her."
by mooki3babiiyonkerz April 5, 2010
Get the flatleaver mug.A person who leaves a group of people to go with another group, without excusing or dismissing himself.
Ed: What are you guys doing later?
Guys: Oh!, We don't know. Maybe catch a flick or something. What do you want to do?
Ed: I dunno, but that sounds good. Oh look, check out Kiki and her friends.
Ed: Later y'll I'm out!
Ed is classified as a flatleaver!
Guys: Oh!, We don't know. Maybe catch a flick or something. What do you want to do?
Ed: I dunno, but that sounds good. Oh look, check out Kiki and her friends.
Ed: Later y'll I'm out!
Ed is classified as a flatleaver!
by Anonymous April 1, 2003
Get the flatleaver mug.If you are hanging out at a friends place and leave because you are bored or want to hang out with other friends. Originally comes from the U.K. term "flat" which means apartment.
by Sig "The S" April 18, 2006
Get the flatleaver mug."Man these new mc dubs tastes like a bucket of kicks in the face and a side of flutecaserole"
"this dish is so flavorful, it makes me want to make music with my mouth, like a flutecaserole"
"this dish is so flavorful, it makes me want to make music with my mouth, like a flutecaserole"
by Ruxpin2TheRescue December 24, 2008
Get the flutecaserole mug.adj; a: A person who leaves someone waiting indefinitely without sufficient notice if any. b; Someone who lives in a flat and exits said flát.
A: A Flatleaver is one of two or more friends who make plans to go out and the one friend who never shows or calls to cancel!
B: A flat is an apartment in other parts of the world. Therefore. A Flatleaver is someone who is in a flat and exits said flat.
B: A flat is an apartment in other parts of the world. Therefore. A Flatleaver is someone who is in a flat and exits said flat.
by LillyGee September 2, 2012
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