Flatbean

A person with little to no knowledge on any subject including his or her own name. Someone who has very little function when it comes to topics concerning the use of the brain.
I was astonished at the level of nothingness going on in this persons head.. Clearly a flatbean..
by Futureghst-MJC January 15, 2013
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T.O.T.U.S

Donald Trump is T.O.T.U.S, he will Tweet all pertinent information as it happens and if he deems it Twitter worthy.
by Futureghst-MJC January 06, 2017
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Sharrogance

When one uses social media as a platform for sharing their ignorant views about life, love, respect, race, sexual orientation, spirituality and or food preference as if their opinion is the be all and end all of truth.
The sharrogance of this fool is utterly pathetic.
by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2016
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Termiknitta

Any Grandmother who smacks without prejudice the hands and or face of those who try to steal their candy......

Kind old ladies sitting on the couch knitting who hide within a fierce hatred of loud children, wishing for the strength to get up and beat them all with a broomstick.
As a young child my grandmother was ferociously protective of her candy, she would terminate (put the smackdown on) with extreme prejudice those who tried to steal it, the Termiknitta...
by Futureghst-MJC August 21, 2010
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Shorthorned dribbler

A person who's swagger is MUCH bigger than their junk..
He played her like a fiddle, got her in bed and she laughed at his shorthorned dribbler. He was hung like an angry gerbil.
by Futureghst-MJC April 27, 2012
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Vadget

Any use of a non-sexual device for the purpose of female masturbation. Any gadget that could be used to stimulate the vagina that is not considered sexual in nature...
by Futureghst-MJC March 11, 2011
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HIGH FELICIA

When you're blazed, high, beyond pot wasted.. You're High Felicia.
Dude, your marshmallow is all in your beard.. How high are you? Man, I'm HIGH FELICIA!!
by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018
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