22 definitions by Futureghst-MJC
When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.
Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.
by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015
When one uses social media as a platform for sharing their ignorant views about life, love, respect, race, sexual orientation, spirituality and or food preference as if their opinion is the be all and end all of truth.
by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2016
by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018
by Futureghst-MJC March 15, 2011
Any Grandmother who smacks without prejudice the hands and or face of those who try to steal their candy......
Kind old ladies sitting on the couch knitting who hide within a fierce hatred of loud children, wishing for the strength to get up and beat them all with a broomstick.
Kind old ladies sitting on the couch knitting who hide within a fierce hatred of loud children, wishing for the strength to get up and beat them all with a broomstick.
As a young child my grandmother was ferociously protective of her candy, she would terminate (put the smackdown on) with extreme prejudice those who tried to steal it, the Termiknitta...
by Futureghst-MJC August 21, 2010
Workout beverage containing alcohol. One who brings liquor to the gym in a water bottle or other source of concealment.
Today I brought vodka and orange juice to the gym in my water bottle. I'll drink my gymosa during my run on the treadmill.
by Futureghst-MJC July 12, 2015
Donald Trump is T.O.T.U.S, he will Tweet all pertinent information as it happens and if he deems it Twitter worthy.
by Futureghst-MJC January 6, 2017