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flatbeated 

To beat someone in counter-strike and have the favour returned to you via used condom on face
"ohh shit we beat SK, watch for HeatoN with the dommys"
flatbeated by Mordain June 14, 2003
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Flatulated 

Definition 1: Flatulated is flatulence in the past tense. It is the passing of gas from one's anus. It is the brief period after a minor explosion happens between one's legs.

Definition 2: Flatulated is a childishly gross and obscene "Cult Classic" death metal band from San Antonio, TX. Flatulated combines old school death metal with traditional song writing and well thought out lyrics in a disgusting story telling fashion.
Example 1: "Dude, I totally flatulated in your face. Did you smell that?"

Example 2: Dude 1; "Dude, Flatulated totally freaking rules! I'm like totally their biggest fan" Dude 2; "Like OMG, Me too dude, they're my favorite band!"
Flatulated by Flatulated Phil October 2, 2010

Flatheaded 

otherwise known as; to be a Flathead. basically meaning slutty, jerky, or diddlerish.
Girl #1: so..me and adam hooked up today..
Girl #2: are you guys dating?
Girl #1: no.
Girl #2: *gasp* that's so Flatheaded of you!
Flatheaded by diddlegirl69 February 17, 2010

flatbeat 

a very sad person who writes their own definitions.
flatbeat by Incuban July 28, 2003

Flambested 

to be madly in love with
Shannon, I am flambested with you.
Flambested by Blargy96 June 15, 2012

flaberated 

A dream when you have unholy thoughts
I had a flaberated dream about my crush
flaberated by That Man Marco November 30, 2019

Flatulated 

To expel digestive gasses through the rectum (bootyhole)
Dude, I flatulated in her eye when she was tossing my salad
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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