fasterbation 

The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.

Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.

fasterbation by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009

Management Masterbation 

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

Management Masterbation by jayray59 May 6, 2010

rasterbation 

The act of printing a large image on several pieces of paper to tape together into a poster.

The image was too large for his printer, so he had to resort to rasterbation.

rasterbation by MisterPD May 27, 2006

violent masterbation 

Masterbating in an extreme manner; associated with shaking, yelling, high speed, and possibly pain.

Josh had the greatest money-shots ever, but he died from too much violent masterbation.

violent masterbation by Bigg N October 27, 2006

fapsturbation 

A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.

"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."

fapsturbation by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011

fasturbation 

Competitive Speed Wanking

Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation

fasturbation by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

Easterbation 

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession

Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation

Easterbation by Xenesthad July 27, 2008