frusterbation

the act of lonely depressed jealous masturbation. This mainly occurs when you are angry/jealous that your buddy or roommate is the next room having audible sex, and you are left alone with the world wide web and a bottle of lotion

"i could hear them having the hottest loudest sex ever while i was alone playing Halo, and the girl he was with was freakin hot! ........ It kinda turned me on. So i got the laptop out and engaged in an intense frusterbation sesh. Im really lonely dude"

frusterbation by digggzy February 16, 2010

frusterbation

frusterbation: noun, the state of being sexually unsatisfied after repeatedly trying for an excessively long time, perhaps as a failed attempt at masturbation.
frusterbate: verb transitive, to induce the state of frusterbation.

First he went down on me, then he tried toys, nothing worked, I was completely frusterbated.
Man, talk about frusterbation, I was so close, then my ma walked in my room and said dinner was ready so I had to torque that baby down into my grundies.

frusterbation by shoots-the-moon March 3, 2010

academic frustration 

The quality or state of being frustrated or thoroughly upset by one or multiple things either directly or indirectly related to school, classes, homework, or other academic aspects.

Jesse suffers from academic frustration due to the fact that his professors are mentally retarded.

academic frustration by Niiro Kitsune May 9, 2011

frustration boner 

a frustration boner usually happens when someone is losing at any kind of event, such as a video game. your testosterone is quickly channeled into your penis, causing you to sport a brand new boner fueled by your angry testosterone rush.

after i got stuck with a grenade in halo, i was forced to excuse myself from the game to relieve my frustration boner.

frustration boner by davidthemurderer January 27, 2006

celestial frustration 

Similar to sexual frustration, it is that irritable feeling you get when you chase celestial events and can't satisfy or successfully complete your chase. Celestial events include shooting stars, meteor shower, fireballs, comets, Milky Way, moonsetting on the ocean or any horizon.

I'm experiencing celestial frustration that I couldn't see the moon set on the ocean. Or I am celestially frustrated...

celestial frustration by Pshay79 March 4, 2015

Masturbation Frustration

The anger the follows when you find out that either your porn wont load, or that your internet is not working.

Dude, I got so horny last night then my computer froze!

Man, talk about masturbation frustration!

Masturbation Frustration by Noah h. December 30, 2007

Frustration 

SOmething u get when no one will publish ur urban dictionary definition

u editiors r so frustration causing

Frustration by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019