Flashturbation

Used by web designers to refer to a website that uses Flash excessively (usually in an introduction and in the navigation); this is often irritating and in many cases only used to show off how 'pro' a site is.

Dang, that site took like a minute to get past its Flashturbation intro.

Flashturbation by Marty XV September 7, 2007

Flashturbation

(n) Using Macromedia Flash to make a short, almost pointless animation only for fun.

I know I should be working on my real animation, but to relieve some stress I just Flashturbated for a while.

Flashturbation by Onislize May 15, 2005

flashtration 

Frustration created by working with Flash. Flash is animation software.

The extreme flashtration caused by trying to animate in Flash is making me want to throw my computer out a window.

flashtration by Jussee June 1, 2009

fasturbation 

Competitive Speed Wanking

Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation

fasturbation by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

Fasturbation 

When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.

Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.

Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.

Guy 1: it truly is...

Fasturbation by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011

Flashsterbation 

Noun, Verb

Flashsterbate

1. Websites that utilize a copious amount of the web technology Flash, almost to the point of absurdity.

2. Overcompensating for a lack of meaning and purpose by using Flash.

ex. Did you see that website? It was total flashsterbation.

ex. That company was flashsterbating all over it's self.

Flashsterbation by DK Lounge June 19, 2009

Flasturbating 

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

Flasturbating by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007