David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.
Jim Bob: And...
David: 1 minute 30 seconds
Jim Bob: Nice
Jim Bob: And...
David: 1 minute 30 seconds
Jim Bob: Nice
by Chaz E. February 28, 2008

Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!
by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011

by saylor February 15, 2007

by KayG May 17, 2015

A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.
by pooploop00 June 17, 2013

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.
by veovis88 June 26, 2009

by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009
