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Flappacino 

When your dick becomes a swizzle stick for molten diarrhea after ass fucking a fatty.
Dude! I was ass plowing my fatty fantasy last night and she totally flappacinoed my cock! It still smells like shit!
Flappacino by Moose knuckle h8r September 28, 2017
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Flappuccinos 

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.
Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.

Fappucino 

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography
Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino
Fappucino by chrisco April 9, 2015

Frappucino 

A concoction of yummy deliciousness drunk primarily by the caffiene deprived.
That frappucino was flipping sweet. I'm gonna love me another one.
Frappucino by Waldo Tumma Wub September 24, 2006
Masterbating as soon as you wake up in the morning.
Joe started his day with a fappacino in front of his work computer.
Fappacino by spoondawwg February 24, 2013

Flappucino 

The female version of "tea bagging" where instead of the male dipping his balls in her mouth, she squats over him and gives him a face full of her flaps.
She sat on his face and gave him a taste of her 'Flappucino'.

frappucinophobia

When you go into a coffee shop and are scared shitless when the indie-rocker barrista is eyeing you down and you can't decide what you want because there are way too many options.
"Hey man, what kind of coffee did you get? I got an Americano"

"I got scared and just ordered a scone. I had some really bad frappucinophobia."
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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