fappachino

When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.

"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."

by Samantha Kayy June 22, 2008

fappachino

masturbating to the original Starbucks logo

tho jehova his mom never found out he had a fappachino

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom May 16, 2019

Fappachino

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".

I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!

by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009

Fappachino

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

by Thornbrow June 7, 2011

Fappachino

A sexual act in which a hand job is performed on or by a person of Chinese descent.

I got a fappachino from Ming Lee down at the massage parlor.

by Raviah February 12, 2012

Fappachino

Jacking off a mexican behind starbucks

Hey yo, you see that hispanic man. He will pay you 50$ to Fappachino.
Alternative;
A Mexican man sitting behind a starbucks looking for a handjob.

by Amanwithacrown February 2, 2025

Fappachino

When somebody wakes you up by jerking you off.

I'm soo awake this morning after my wife gave me a fappachino.

by Jondel54 June 3, 2021