defunker

one who steals your funk and donates it to the funkless
I was robbed by the defunker, now i am with less funk
by ChrisCo January 14, 2006
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Fappucino

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography
Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino
by chrisco April 09, 2015
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