Flajib

Unsettled, directionless, without purpose or goal

Friend: "What do you want to eat tonight?"
Me: "Umm, pizza... wait, nah... maybe a Parma with chips. No I want veggies. Or maybe salad. Actually I don't want any of that . Help me."
Friend: "Can you just make a choice bro?"

Me "No... I'm all flajib"

by FlajibPseudonym April 17, 2017

Flacibo

When an erection seems to be present but upon further investigation, the realization of a flacid penis presents itself.

After watching a cops marathon I thought it was time to jiggle the ole cream noodle, but realized my erection was just a flacido.

"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"

"Actually neither its just a flacibo...."

by Chiefdoodie February 14, 2019

flajberry

Berry of choice for gnomes and other small mythological woodland creatures, flajberries grow on bushes often seen near gnome dwellings. Flajberries are naturally good for you.

That was a delicious flajberry pie. I feel so happy and creative, I’m going to write some music!

by Pnutgirl September 20, 2021

Flacibang

Relentlously banging a woman (or man if so inclined)for long after ejaculation has occured. The result of the flacid penis and continual pounding is swallen balls and a thick soapy liquid build up that has a foul odour similar to fish and a strong stilton mixed together.

Steve flacibanged Sarah all night. She loved it but insisted on opening a window.

by Shepheard May 3, 2005

fajibered

State of being ridiculously intoxicated. Can be cause by man stats, is identical to fabloppered.

Oh man, I got fajibered the other night. I even made out with Creighton's mom! I feel so dirty now, I think I'm going to chop my piece off...

by Webster Strikes Again, BIATCH January 2, 2005

Flajizm

The act of sending semen flying into the air during the process of masturbation.

"I was masturbating and then I Flajizm-ed like you can't believe"

"You have to Flajizm, it looks so cool!"

by Marko Siklich June 16, 2008

Flajberries

Food of choice for gnomes and other mythological woodland creatures. Flajberry bushes are often found near the entrance to a gnome dwelling. Flajberries promote happiness, creativity and love.

Those flajberries were delicious! Now I am full of love and happiness. I'm gonna write a song!

by Gnometastic September 15, 2021