fajibered
Oh man, I got fajibered the other night. I even made out with Creighton's mom! I feel so dirty now, I think I'm going to chop my piece off...
fajibered by Webster Strikes Again, BIATCH January 2, 2005
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farbered
To attempt to add value in an overly confident way to ones personal situation, only to cause more disruption than if left alone; self-inflicted fuck up. Similar to farberize, but mainly affecting yourself.
1. I totaly farbered my computer when they gave me admin rights and I installed Chrome.
2. Even though he's lived in Arizona his whole life, he farbered his dinner plans by arriving 30 minutes late when he attempted to use personal shortcuts to avoid traffic.
3. When he woke up the next day and saw his room filled with balloons and an unknown guy in his bed, he realized that he farbered his happy hour by having one too many appletini's.
2. Even though he's lived in Arizona his whole life, he farbered his dinner plans by arriving 30 minutes late when he attempted to use personal shortcuts to avoid traffic.
3. When he woke up the next day and saw his room filled with balloons and an unknown guy in his bed, he realized that he farbered his happy hour by having one too many appletini's.
farbered by The Real D2 February 25, 2013
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