Means: Fuck Life And Its Bullshit
Used when irritated at something and you don't want everybody to know what you are thinking. Unless they are on the internet in which case Urban Dictionary would tell them.
Used when irritated at something and you don't want everybody to know what you are thinking. Unless they are on the internet in which case Urban Dictionary would tell them.
Dude: "You seriously told my girlfriend I boned her best friend?"
Dude 2: "It was a joke brah. Chill."
Dude: "FLAIB..."
Dude 2: "Lolwut?
Dude 2: "It was a joke brah. Chill."
Dude: "FLAIB..."
Dude 2: "Lolwut?
by ShadowCruiser June 23, 2014
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I've been on this new cupcake diet, and the other day I put on my favorite low rise jeans only to find that now I have a muffintop! I was flab-aghasted!
by anomelie March 9, 2010
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"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."
by pissflaps mcnulty March 8, 2007
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Person who got flabbed: Ouch!! That person just flabbed me right in the face!
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