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FLAIB

Means: Fuck Life And Its Bullshit
Used when irritated at something and you don't want everybody to know what you are thinking. Unless they are on the internet in which case Urban Dictionary would tell them.
Dude: "You seriously told my girlfriend I boned her best friend?"
Dude 2: "It was a joke brah. Chill."
Dude: "FLAIB..."
Dude 2: "Lolwut?
by ShadowCruiser June 23, 2014
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flabacertatuaxious

When you are flabbergasted but curious in the time time.
"Woah that story is pretty cool but I'm a little flabacertatuaxious. Explain it a little more and keep the story going it sounds amazing I wanna hear more."
by Zantetsuken January 22, 2022
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flab-aghasted

What happens when you look down and realize you've grown a muffintop.
I've been on this new cupcake diet, and the other day I put on my favorite low rise jeans only to find that now I have a muffintop! I was flab-aghasted!
by anomelie March 9, 2010
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flabbergaggled

The act of giving a fellatio laying on a bed/ couch while on your back. Your head is off the side and the male stands over you while his penis is fully inserted down your throat, touching your gag reflex while his testicles are draped and covering your nose and eyes.
Dude, you should have been there last night, I flabbergaggled her till she almost passed out.
by eodude February 11, 2014
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Flab Stab

The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.
"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."
by pissflaps mcnulty March 8, 2007
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Flabbed

When your walking and someones piece of fat most times arm fat slaps you in the face you have been FLABBED!
Person who got flabbed: Ouch!! That person just flabbed me right in the face!

Person who got flabbed friend: OOF that must of really hurt!
by OKURNESSEABJ May 4, 2019
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Flab Monkey

The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.
by Dr. KLUE October 1, 2008
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