Flacibo

When an erection seems to be present but upon further investigation, the realization of a flacid penis presents itself.

After watching a cops marathon I thought it was time to jiggle the ole cream noodle, but realized my erection was just a flacido.

"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"

"Actually neither its just a flacibo...."

by Chiefdoodie February 14, 2019