In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.
Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?
by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004
Get the statsmug. stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.
websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.
This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.
websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.
This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.
by Jay January 21, 2004
Get the statsmug. n.pl. Statutory Notices pasted on hardboard and erected on lamp columns by the local council in advance of parking restrictions/roadworks etc.
by DanEvans April 09, 2010
Get the statsmug. by Trust November 05, 2003
Get the statsmug. Dude did you see his guitar solo? GNAR STATS!
Check out that rednecks hair. Mullet stats, fer sure bro.
Check out that rednecks hair. Mullet stats, fer sure bro.
by rachhh November 21, 2007
Get the statsmug. by PorscheFanatic March 19, 2004
Get the STATmug. by Jules112 February 15, 2009
Get the statmug.