offense

When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.

Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.

by Skelwor August 11, 2009

offense

What your local sports team sucks at.

Dude, I can't believe the Cardinals threw another interception. Their offense sucks ass.

by alcifer December 10, 2019

offense

A feeling that other people have.

People take offense at everything these days, but not me.

by futureblues August 27, 2018

offense

it is the opposite of no-offense, say it when you are meaning to offend or annyoy someone.

guy: hey man your sister is a bit of a slut...offense!

man: ouch guy..that offended me!

by misnon122 December 19, 2009

no offense

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

by bryan September 12, 2004

No Offense

Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.

no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong

by Po Ivey August 11, 2006

offensive

A highly subjective interpretation of something real, imagined, or interpreted as being demeaning; very often the use of complaint to attack someone while paradoxically assuming both authority and victimhood; the use of complaint as a sociopolitical weapon or vehicle to often unmerited benefit, privilege, or compensation.

Their being offended is deeply and inheirently offensive to me! I demand you recognize my victimhood and give me what I want now!

by esmith512 November 6, 2007