offense

When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.

Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.

by Skelwor August 10, 2009

offense

What your local sports team sucks at.

Dude, I can't believe the Cardinals threw another interception. Their offense sucks ass.

by alcifer December 10, 2019

offense

A feeling that other people have.

People take offense at everything these days, but not me.

by futureblues August 27, 2018

offense

it is the opposite of no-offense, say it when you are meaning to offend or annyoy someone.

guy: hey man your sister is a bit of a slut...offense!

man: ouch guy..that offended me!

by misnon122 December 19, 2009

no offense

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

by bryan September 11, 2004

No Offense

Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.

no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong

by Po Ivey August 14, 2006

no offense

The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.

No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.

by C-Mills December 1, 2010