fatard 

Someone who has a weight problem and is socially inept. One who tries to identify themself with materialistic items rather than figure out how to talk to people effectively.

Thing One: "Boy, that weird red head in our office really has a penchant for Juicy Couture, Lamb and Betsey Johnson. Maybe she should put the fork down instead!"

Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"

fatard by Far Behind May 1, 2008

fatard 

n: one who is or has become so obese that his physical movements are drastically impaired (as if he were retarded).

The poor fatard can't even get up to go to the bathroom anymore.

fatard by vinniemese August 16, 2008

Fatard 

Being obese and mentally challenged.

Although he tried for hours, the fatard didnt realize his pants were too small and did not fit him, as he is a size 64 and the pants he was trying on were size 36.

Fatard by Tao Cerebro April 9, 2011

fatard 

Fucking Retard

You were acting like a fatard in class

fatard by laycee13 March 12, 2010

Fatard 

a combination of the words faggot and retard. used by homophobic people on the internet, along with trump supporter republicans. also, the kinds of people who use this word are the men that drive their chevy ford pickup truck in south carolina drinking a beer while hunting food and their obsession is facebook.

Hillbilly redneck republican from south carolina who is a cuck and works at home depot: I hate these mexicans! look at that one over there! what a fatard! they took our jobs!!!! >:(

Fatard by will this show up 5 years l8r August 7, 2021

Fatard 

Someone who is half bird-half human, with extremely massive breasts and very quirky features, as well as concerning medical obsession/addiction with zenoob. She also owns the great Fatard Shelter, the place for enjoyment. She's incredibly goofy at bed and can often be mistaken as "fat" or a "retard" however that is quite a misconception. She has very birdlike features and a very prominent wing.

Zenoob said, "OMG Fatard is absent!" "The world is ending!"

Hanafi said, "You have a fatard obsession."

Fatard by Olala_0101 February 4, 2023

Fatard 

A giant fart or number 2.

Jim done a big sloppy fatard in his diaper.

Fatard by ShalingaDiction December 10, 2023