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an abreviation for fucktard. Can be used in mixed company without the offense of the word fuck.
That guy is a fucktard.
ftard by john haugh July 30, 2004
Words you can keep
(F+retard)
General insult used particularly when questioning one's intelligence or competence.
Man, quit being such an Ftard and get in.

This new policy is Ftarded
Ftard by K Wheezle May 25, 2004
Related Words
Ftard fard flard fardin fatard Fardy fardan Farded fardeen fardowsa
A shorter way of saying "Fucking retard".
Bob is such and Ftard!!!
Loud fart ( 420.69 db) at high velocity with Kinetic energy released by a monke is called fard. The world's loudest fard was taken by KraccBacc in 9/10/2021.
he do be fardin' and shiddin' doe
Fard by CumCollector69 November 14, 2021
An extremely sweet person to a point where you might actually get diabetes. Has a pretty face with pretty smile and an amazing voice.
Uh, you just wanna be with fardeen.

The chocolate's too fardeen. XD
Fardeen by Zuh123 November 24, 2021
A sweet adorable guy with a amazing personality. And cares bout other
He cares bout me soo much and he is so sweet - fardan
fardan by Annomyous November 21, 2016

amogus fard sex 

it's basically anal sex, but it's done with amogus imposters and the anus is covered with poop
Hey sarah can we have amogus fard sex
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