Ian's definitions

half cut

Being fairly buzzed, but not quite drunk.

I was only half cut so I was able to get away from the cops. I can't feel my penis.

by Ian January 20, 2004

sour cream sandwich

when two men are in love and they feel it is the right time to take their relationship to the next level by translating their emotions into physical actions. during this act of love making they both simultaneously ejaculate onto each others chests then proceed to give each other a giant heart-felt hug.

i like sourcream sandwiches .............................. a lot

by ian January 21, 2005

god damn

plea for god to damn someone or something.

god damn theresa for being a butthole.

by ian May 13, 2005

Illyria

Demon from "The Old Ones"; Ruler of her own dimension, now force to live in a shell Winifred "Fred" Burckle; Weird...But Cool!!!

"I wish to do more violence" - Not Fade Away

by Ian July 10, 2004

weed

A green plant god put on the earth for me and you.

Grow buy role smoke enjoy.

by Ian February 2, 2005

phantom hat

Phantom hats or phantom glasses occur when you've been wearing said apparel for some time and can still feel them after they're no longer on your person. Peace.

"I've got a phantom hat on."

"No, Greg, you just haven't showered in three days. Pass the Pam."

by Ian February 2, 2004

morbid

cool (positively) or sick.

that was so morbid, lets do it again.

by Ian April 4, 2003