Ian's definitions

rank

to make fun of; to diss someone for no particular reason

oh, you got ranked on.

by Ian February 28, 2004

stunt

street slang: flashin your bling bling, cruisin wit a high priced ride (preferably a Bentley or Benz), and spendin cheddar on items such as more bling, 20s, crystale or henessy, hos, etc.

Hank be stuntin after winnin da lottery.

Billy Ray stunted befo bein locked up in the Jake.

Leroy stunts for self gratification.

by Ian January 17, 2004

Beeftits

Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)

Holy fuck that fat cow of a woman has some huge "beeftits"

by Ian December 7, 2003

stunt

1.Acrobatic or danderous 2. Anything spectacular done to gain publicity

I`ll teach you how to stunt
My wrists stay rocked up
My TV`s pop up in a Maybach Benz

by IAN December 20, 2003

decoy

When having sex in the doggy position, withdraw and allow spit to fall across the partners' back. Thinking you have came across their back, they will turn, when you can really release. Ideally, aim for the face.

She wouldn't let me come in her face, so I pulled a decoy on her.

by Ian January 30, 2005

work it

To put something into action or to give it the "old college try"

A: "Dude, check out the blonde over there slamming Jag."

B: "Work it."

C: "What do you think of the 9 in the side pocket?"

B: "Work it."

by Ian January 22, 2004

nintendocore

Basically, hardcore/metalcore music with synths/keyboards, typically lighthearted.

Horse The Band = teh sex0rz

by Ian March 7, 2005