Ian's definitions

Boozer

One drunk fuckin ass hole

you boozer

by Ian September 4, 2003

downtown

When you throw any object into the low slung ho's tank top

*after the throw* "Oh yeah! From downtown!"

by Ian January 20, 2004

Stention lead

Exstension lead

I more like need a stention lead to charge my cordless torch.

by Ian April 9, 2003

chris tucker

champion, appeared in movies such as rush hour 1 and 2.. the dance he does in rush hour 1 after he shoots the boot full of explosives is pure genius!

yo, im gonna need one of those ear peice things immediatly

by ian May 13, 2005

dicksography

a list of people whom one has had romantic relations with. Ranging from a passionate kiss to sexual intercoarse. 2 a list of people whom one has had sex with.

Jane kissed Tommy, went to second base with Krissy, gave head to Omar, and fucked Will. She has hooked up with only these individuals Therefore Jane's dicksography is: Tommy, Krissy, Omar, and Will.

by Ian December 25, 2004

club couple

A couple that begins their relationship with drunken sex after meeting at a club, then awkwardly attempts to make a go of things in the non-club world.

These couples typically find that they only feel comfortable going on more club dates and simply can't function in other scenarios.

Estimated time to expiration: 1-2 weeks. Very, very uncomfortable weeks.

At a restaurant:

club couple dude: "So...uh...Jennifer, do you play sports and stuff?"

clup couple broad: "My name is Jennette."

The most awkward silence possible ensues.

by Ian March 14, 2006

chaos

excited about an object, not yourself

that ride was so chaos.

by Ian April 4, 2003