Ian's definitions

crochdot

A particulary hairy spot near ur hmm.. <cough><cough>

ahhhhh man dont show me ur crochdot

by Ian October 1, 2003

Whale Dork

The Penis of a Whale

John was jealous of the Whale Dork...

by Ian November 27, 2003

Breath of Fresh Ass

phrase: appropriate for referring to either a.) a recent conquest in which a new partner was involved or b.) someone walking by with a fantastic ass.

a.) George, let me tell ya... Last night I had the best breath of fresh ass.
b.) Wow, that was a breath of fresh ass. (turn and look)

by Ian December 1, 2004

jag

Short for Jagermeister, the licorice tasting booze.

Girls slamming jag are looking to get stuffed.

by Ian January 22, 2004

figard

the hardest nigga up at PSU

man, don't mess with figard, he'll fuckin kill you!

by Ian April 1, 2005

arrakis

Arrakis, later Rakis (known colloquially as "Dune") is a desert planet with almost no water at all, and is the only known source of the spice Melange which makes interstellar travel possible. It is native home of the Fremen.

Arrakis is the power center of the Imperium.

by Ian June 13, 2004

TOTR

Acronym- Top of the Range

What did you think of that bird?
TOTR !

by Ian July 18, 2003