Ian's definitions

yolki polki

russian version of "BOLLOCKS!!"
like bollocks bu in russian
also means "christmas tree branches"

"aww yolki polki"
" oh no a yolki polki fell off the tree"

by ian November 17, 2003

sweet dude

a guy you'd expect to join a fraternity straight out of high school. a guy who looks like he's from "the real world." sweet dudes also think i look like napoleon dynamite. jocks. female version of sweet dude is BRO-MAMA.

the show was lame. there were too many sweet dudes there.

by ian February 17, 2005

NIA

Navy Issue Ass

This is the extra-large ass that seamen, particularly females, are issued in tech school in the US Navy.

The wide load sign, flashers, reflectors, and backup signal neccesary for the safe transport of an NIA are not issued and must be purchased by the individual seaman.

"Man, that girl would be cute if she didn't have that NIA!"

"None of my civilian clothes fit since I got my NIA."

"The NIA may be used as a floatation device."

by Ian December 3, 2005

stuck-up-rich-sheltered-boy

A stuck up rich kid that lives in an upper-class neighborhood that starts arguments and never compliments anyone for anything.

Matt Bohan

by ian July 16, 2003

fo shizzel

"fo shizzel" is a giant ant that eats us brothers

fo shizzel is eatin me yo

by ian January 21, 2004

Stention lead

Exstension lead

I more like need a stention lead to charge my cordless torch.

by Ian April 9, 2003

dicksography

a list of people whom one has had romantic relations with. Ranging from a passionate kiss to sexual intercoarse. 2 a list of people whom one has had sex with.

Jane kissed Tommy, went to second base with Krissy, gave head to Omar, and fucked Will. She has hooked up with only these individuals Therefore Jane's dicksography is: Tommy, Krissy, Omar, and Will.

by Ian December 25, 2004