Ian's definitions

Fiesta

When a woman vomits, and, holding the vomit in her mouth, performs oral sex on a man.

"As Sally fiestaed me, I held back my own puke from the smell of hers

by Ian October 8, 2003

wanksta

like all rappers.. who aint really gangstas.. just nob heads who act hard... a wanksta is some guy names stan who wanks and his parents being so dumb forget the n on the end of his name

:) had ya ma in bed ya nob ed

by ian May 3, 2004

Christmas

The Christian Chanukah.

Christmas is the Jewish Chanukah.

by Ian December 15, 2004

Godwhack

Someone who has allowed the metaphysical and most hateful elements of religion to dominate their lives and thoughts, and feel compelled to impose their dogma upon the rest of society. Not all religious people are Godwhacks.

A group of godwhacks from Westboro Baptist Church demonstrated outside the funeral of Presbyterian minister Fred Rogers, because the host of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood never said bad things about homosexuals.

by Ian December 7, 2004

Sidewinder

the greatest map ever in the history of games. Comes from the game Halo 1. On this map, epic games are played, sometimes for 4 to 5 hours.

Players: Man, we started playing this round of capture the flag at 11pm, and we just finished, what time is it now?

Other players: Umm its 2076, theres no such thing as "time" anymore.

Players: Oh. Anyways you guys cheated I want a rematch.

by Ian February 21, 2005

Shtollianus

the situation of where finds himself having to take a crap or take a piss.

brb, shtoolianus has overcome my senses.

by Ian April 4, 2003

n00bies

spawned from the world of online games and geek
a collection of new, bad and irritating "noobs"

i'm going to pwn j00 n00bies

by ian August 17, 2004