Ian's definitions

P.U.M.A

Possibly the Ugliest Man (Motherfucker) Alive.

Term used by Navy SubSchool students in Groton, CT.

That dude with the fucked up face is a PUMA

by Ian July 19, 2004

Blunder

A crazy werdo who thinks he is the blunber hulk and batman and an assasin that is accident prone and looks like a turtle without a shell.

O-NO blunber accidently blow up the world again

by Ian October 14, 2003

Illyria

Demon from "The Old Ones"; Ruler of her own dimension, now force to live in a shell Winifred "Fred" Burckle; Weird...But Cool!!!

"I wish to do more violence" - Not Fade Away

by Ian July 10, 2004

phantom hat

Phantom hats or phantom glasses occur when you've been wearing said apparel for some time and can still feel them after they're no longer on your person. Peace.

"I've got a phantom hat on."

"No, Greg, you just haven't showered in three days. Pass the Pam."

by Ian February 2, 2004

sour cream sandwich

when two men are in love and they feel it is the right time to take their relationship to the next level by translating their emotions into physical actions. during this act of love making they both simultaneously ejaculate onto each others chests then proceed to give each other a giant heart-felt hug.

i like sourcream sandwiches .............................. a lot

by ian January 21, 2005

god damn

plea for god to damn someone or something.

god damn theresa for being a butthole.

by ian May 13, 2005

buckhaw

A warcry to some, a noble greeting for others, and furthermore a symbol of companionship. The Buckhaw is the ultimate word in language. It takes several forms, most notably the "violent buckhaw", the "noble buckhaw", the "whiny buckhaw" and the "standard buckhaw".

*Seconds before two friends begin to talk to each other, one extends a "whiny buckhaw". The friend, upon receiving this common greeting, responds with a moderately violent buckhaw*
Friend 1: Mmmmm Buckhaw!
Friend 2: BUCKHAW! Sup?

by Ian October 31, 2004