arnie123's definitions

fetarded

A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.

Hey did you hear the new Bjork song? It's pretty fetarded. Actually, all her music is fetarded.

by arnie123 April 22, 2010

Arkanoid Psycho

A species of human being most commonly found aboard Carnival cruise ships during the early 1990s. The Arkanoid Psycho is a middle-aged unmarried male obsessed with playing Arkanoid whose obsession drives him to spend countless hours, quarters, and valuable vacation time trying to advance just one more level. The Arkanoid Psycho has little patience, and will swear profusely while playing, particularly when anyone is kicking the near-by “Lucky & Wild” cabinet for free games.

Brother A: “Hey, you want to go to the ship arcade and kick the Lucky & Wild game for a few hours”?

Brother B: “I don’t know. The Arkanoid Psycho is probably there and might kill us if we do that again. Let press all the buttons in the elevator instead”

by arnie123 January 31, 2014

Penalty stroke

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.

I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.

by arnie123 April 4, 2015

Metro food

Niche junk food usually found at supermarkets, convenience stores, and beer drive throughs in economically depressed areas. Sold because of its highly favorable margin and it’s large appeal to the local demographic. While grape soda is the most common example, an expanded product line includes such items as XXtra flaming hot Cheetos, takis, and other life shortening metro staples. Generally bought as the main nutritional offerings for a metro household, with ebt as the traditional form of payment.

John improved his stores sales and margin by 20 percent, and captured 90 percent of the local ebt business simply by realizing that metro food sales were much than just grape soda.

by arnie123 November 26, 2018

Break Barnum

When you have a normal life with a loving husband and two kids, but you decide to exchange it in your early middle age for a traveling circus life of failed business ventures, and monthly domestic violence incidents with the local white trash king who has sired half the illegitimate children in town, including your own new baby daughter.

My wife and I had a pretty good life, until she decided to Break Barnum, and live with the local man whore in a shithole apartment above his rat infested restaurant.

by arnie123 January 4, 2019

Cancer diet

A new diet where you get stage 4 cancer, and lose all the weight in 2-3 months, depending on the prognosis.

I just went on the cancer diet; can’t wait to show off my rockin casket Bod.

by arnie123 January 29, 2019

Not my baby baby

A baby that is not yours, but that you repeatedly have to tell people is not your baby because your ex girlfriend got pregnant by another guy so shortly after you broke up that everyone assumes it’s your bastard spawn no matter how many times you tell them it’s not.

I’m about to go on Maury and take a paternity test just to prove my ex’s new baby is a not my baby baby.

by arnie123 June 8, 2018