fetarded 

A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.

Hey did you hear the new Bjork song? It's pretty fetarded. Actually, all her music is fetarded.

fetarded by arnie123 April 22, 2010

Fetarded 

Someone who is fucking retarded. Simply calling them a tard or a moron is not sufficient.

You thought you could smuggle drugs across the border in your shoe? You're fetarded.

Fetarded by EDLP February 26, 2009

Fetarded 

a person as dumb as a fetus.

bro 1 : "man that guy is so stupid!"
bro 2 : "yeah bro he's totally fetarded!"

*gay sex*

Fetarded by Harpic May 1, 2021

fatarded 

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person

Jeanette is completely fatarded.

fatarded by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

rucking fetarted 

funny and clean way of saying fucking retarted.
rucking fetarted emphasizes how retarted the person or event actually is.

noun: rucking fetard

"You are rucking fetarted for trying to race that cop."

"Are you putting shirtless pics of your self on myspace? That's rucking fetarted!"

rucking fetarted by luke knudson October 30, 2006

fatarded 

Short for fucking retarded. Meaning very very stupid. Can add even more emphasis by saying fucking fatarded.

After Joel put a staple into his head by accident I said, "You're so fucking fatarded."

fatarded by Ryan December 22, 2002