Futard

an abbreviation of fucking retard! Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason and is borderline retarded.

Also see futarded

Abby - HA HA did you just see that it was so funny
Dion - No abby your futarded, plants growing is not funny.

by diobby April 4, 2010

futard

conjunction originally meaning FUcking reTARD. usually used with assbag

That futard assbag just kicked me in the nuts.

by Justin Jacobs January 2, 2004

Futard

1. a fucking retard
2. a really dumb person

Wow, did he just walk right into a fat guy's belly button? What a futard.

by losergrl March 16, 2008

Futard

Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason.

Abbreviation of F*cking Retard

My god you are such a Futard, you can't even open child proof locks!

by M240871 September 4, 2005

FuTard

Full retard. Paralyzed during orgasm.

During my orgasm I went FuTard

by Martinj8 June 13, 2019

Futarian

A person who has been darkened by the hot Futa sun and is very tired of life and is in dire need of money and rest.

Send that guy money, he is a Futarian.

by KinggW December 7, 2021

fuktard

a really big idiot that thinks he or she knows it all.

He is such a Fuktard.

by mgbach August 17, 2011