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Fotard
A moronic person or individual, who may act mentally-challenged but isn't, thus not having the excuse.
Fotard by CuntyMcAsshat August 11, 2006
Fotard
Fotard is pretty much a Motard which is a marine who is way over enthused about his job., no matter how shitty it is. Usually wears his firefighting shirt around town and talks non stop about being a firefighter. The difference is a rookie firefighter and a marine private or private first class. Tends to dig under the skin of his superiors or other seasoned firefighters. Likes to do shit like drive fire trucks around the district when no calls are issued. This greatly stirs and confuses the local population along with pissing off the officers. Someone who can't listen worth shit.
This fotard chatters on the radio when no calls or issued. It's fucking confusing.
This fotard didn't listen when I told him to leave the burning house when the second floor ceiling is engulfed in flames and about ready to collapse.
The damn fotard grabbed the wrong fire truck after being told to get engine 1 lound and clear.
This Fotard is way to motivated for doing shit jobs and once and can't listen worth a shit, little does he know chief is going to block him from ever being an officer.
I would never put my hands in the life of a fotard.
This fotard didn't listen when I told him to leave the burning house when the second floor ceiling is engulfed in flames and about ready to collapse.
The damn fotard grabbed the wrong fire truck after being told to get engine 1 lound and clear.
This Fotard is way to motivated for doing shit jobs and once and can't listen worth a shit, little does he know chief is going to block him from ever being an officer.
I would never put my hands in the life of a fotard.
Fotard by penisbritches April 8, 2016
Foxtard
Any human being stupid enough to allow the 24 hour news station to be their only source of news, commentary or current events.
He really believes that a for profit TV station can provide all the news in a fair and balanced way, so he must be a real Foxtard.
Foxtard by Mollydoll1 October 30, 2015
Fred t foard highschool
Fred t foard is the most bullsh*t school ever. Filled with crack whores , hoes and druggies you see every corner you turn. Every kid at foard must have a juul to be cool.
Fred t foard highschool by Basictheone68 June 11, 2018
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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