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Fotard
A moronic person or individual, who may act mentally-challenged but isn't, thus not having the excuse.
Fotard by CuntyMcAsshat August 11, 2006
Fotard
Fotard is pretty much a Motard which is a marine who is way over enthused about his job., no matter how shitty it is. Usually wears his firefighting shirt around town and talks non stop about being a firefighter. The difference is a rookie firefighter and a marine private or private first class. Tends to dig under the skin of his superiors or other seasoned firefighters. Likes to do shit like drive fire trucks around the district when no calls are issued. This greatly stirs and confuses the local population along with pissing off the officers. Someone who can't listen worth shit.
This fotard chatters on the radio when no calls or issued. It's fucking confusing.
This fotard didn't listen when I told him to leave the burning house when the second floor ceiling is engulfed in flames and about ready to collapse.
The damn fotard grabbed the wrong fire truck after being told to get engine 1 lound and clear.
This Fotard is way to motivated for doing shit jobs and once and can't listen worth a shit, little does he know chief is going to block him from ever being an officer.
I would never put my hands in the life of a fotard.
This fotard didn't listen when I told him to leave the burning house when the second floor ceiling is engulfed in flames and about ready to collapse.
The damn fotard grabbed the wrong fire truck after being told to get engine 1 lound and clear.
This Fotard is way to motivated for doing shit jobs and once and can't listen worth a shit, little does he know chief is going to block him from ever being an officer.
I would never put my hands in the life of a fotard.
Fotard by penisbritches April 8, 2016
Foxtard
Any human being stupid enough to allow the 24 hour news station to be their only source of news, commentary or current events.
He really believes that a for profit TV station can provide all the news in a fair and balanced way, so he must be a real Foxtard.
Foxtard by Mollydoll1 October 30, 2015
Fred t foard highschool
Fred t foard is the most bullsh*t school ever. Filled with crack whores , hoes and druggies you see every corner you turn. Every kid at foard must have a juul to be cool.
Fred t foard highschool by Basictheone68 June 11, 2018
fatarded
Jeanette is completely fatarded.
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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