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Fintard

A retard who doesn't know sheet about portfolio theory but still keeps taking about finance, investments and salary traps by looking at stupid financial posts on social media.
Max : Hey carl, I will achieve financial freedom by investing in Stocks and Cryptos and bypass this rate race of salary and employment.

Carl : Okay tell me what is PE ratio ?

Max : WTF is that ?

carl : Nothing Fintard
by Paradox369 October 2, 2021
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Fintard

A retard who doesn't know sheet about portfolio theory but still keeps taking about finance, investments and salary traps by looking at stupid financial posts on social media.
Max : Hey carl, I will achieve financial freedom by investing in Stocks and Cryptos and bypass this rate race of salary and employment.

Carl : Okay tell me what is PE ratio ?

Max : WTF is that ?

carl : Nothing Fintard
by Paradox369 October 2, 2021
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Fantard

Person who obessess over a series (TV,book, movie ect) and acts annoyingly like its the best thing ever made. Most fantards for movies never read the book and 99% of fantards are motivated by blind loyalty or a sad need to be popular or accepted. Fantards are also known to be really rude to people who go against there precious fandom and don't practise literary or any type of preference tolerence.

Fantatds are what made real fans look bad.
This twilight fantard yells at me because I don't like the damn book.

How to spot a fantard:
~blind loyaly, show in an annoying and rude demenior, to any series; especially popular ones

~being rude and immature to people against people who don't like there fandom

~only fantarding a fandom while its popular

~if its a book gone movie: having no knowlage of scenes or people left out by movie producers
by godDAMNtwilightFANTARDS December 19, 2008
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Final Fantard

Derogatory term used for a person who is overly obsessed on Final Fantasy and shamelessly disses other franchise thinking nothing can compare to a good, but overrated franchise, believing its a gift from heaven.
Final Fantard: Final Fantasy is the best game ever! Every other series is a piece of shit!

Normal Fan: What a fantard.
by CaptainRainbow February 7, 2014
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Fitarded

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010
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fantard

1. (noun) Any over-the-top fan of anything, but normally used to describe tweens and 40+ year old women who obsess over American Idol contestants.

2. (verb) To act in a manner that would suggest being a fantard.

Derived from "fan" and "retard".

Often simply "tard", especially when used in a compound noun to specify the person whom the fans adore.

The term is mostly used on Vote For The Worst.
1. I found a small group of Cooktards on an online forum praying for David Cook's album to go quadruple platinum.

2. I caught my little sister fantarding over Barack Obama at the rally. She was waving signs, screaming, and generally making a fool of herself.
by Kazyan December 9, 2008
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funtard

A retard that's fun to be with. Typically a close friend acting under the influence of alcohol.
Sheree, you funtard, stop stirring your own puke.
by Soapeh July 20, 2006
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