Fettophile

Some one that is so obsessed with Boba Fett that they have every single thing that has ever been made with the likeness or image of Boba Fett from the Star Wars universe. This even includes underwear, dixie cups, used tissues and half eaten now petrified Boba Fett snack cakes. This also covers naming your pets, children or private body parts after Boba Fett.

Man did you see his room? Every inch of his office has Boba Fett stuff. I mean there had to be over 100,000 different Fett things in there. He is a true Fettophile!

He is such a Fettophile he named his weenie Boba.

Fettophile by dragonneus December 7, 2011

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Fedophile

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.

Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"

Fedophile by jj1221 February 20, 2010