Fettophile

Some one that is so obsessed with Boba Fett that they have every single thing that has ever been made with the likeness or image of Boba Fett from the Star Wars universe. This even includes underwear, dixie cups, used tissues and half eaten now petrified Boba Fett snack cakes. This also covers naming your pets, children or private body parts after Boba Fett.

Man did you see his room? Every inch of his office has Boba Fett stuff. I mean there had to be over 100,000 different Fett things in there. He is a true Fettophile!

He is such a Fettophile he named his weenie Boba.

Fettophile by dragonneus December 7, 2011

Fedophile 

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.

Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"

Fedophile by jj1221 February 20, 2010

fedophile 

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

fedophile by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

fontophile 

Some who wants to make sweet, sweet love to fonts.

That Helvetica is so hot!" "You're such a fontophile...

fontophile by derpderpderpderpderpderpderp March 4, 2011

fetusphile 

A male or Female who is attracted to the fetus. Clearly, being way worse than a pedophile.

fetusphile: Fuck yes! Genesis is on HBO again. *fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
pedophile: you're sick.

fetusphile by Lollipop Decay October 24, 2007

felophile

A person who gets a bit too cosy with cats

Get your hands off my cat! This felophile behavior is unacceptable here.

felophile by noman the 3rd December 1, 2010

Feedophile 

A person who forces children to eat food to make them larger in size and and to use them for sexual gratification.

Robbie was sentenced to 30 years in prison for being a feedophile.

Feedophile by Dan Spalke December 16, 2010