Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's privatebusiness or otherwise molests him.
Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"
Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."
College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"
A person suffering from flidophilia who prefers sexual partners with missing limbs or small dolphin nose like limbs (a flid)
Hello Heather Mills, i have set you up on a blind date with my mate pervySimon and there is no need to worry he is a raging flidophile so you should get along swimmingly