Feedophile

A person who forces children to eat food to make them larger in size and and to use them for sexual gratification.

Robbie was sentenced to 30 years in prison for being a feedophile.

by Dan Spalke December 16, 2010

Fedophile

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.

Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"

by jj1221 February 20, 2010

foodophile

(noun) : a person who has a great fondness for food : an ardent food lover

"She is such a foodophile that most of her life is devoted to thinking about food - how it tastes, how it looks, how it smells."

by Lucky AD November 7, 2011

weedophile

someone who hate wanks to weed pictures

matt is such a weedophile

by Owain Owjo August 26, 2017

fredophile

A Fredophile is when someone named Fred or Freddie is a pedophile

"Oh look it's fred, didn't he get arrested for being a pedophile"
"He is no longer fred but now Fredophile"

by bOI d SINCO September 9, 2018

fedophile

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

flidophile

A person suffering from flidophilia who prefers sexual partners with missing limbs or small dolphin nose like limbs (a flid)

Hello Heather Mills, i have set you up on a blind date with my mate pervy Simon and there is no need to worry he is a raging flidophile so you should get along swimmingly

by Kingguff January 14, 2015