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Fedophile 

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.
Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"
Fedophile by jj1221 February 20, 2010

fredophile 

A Fredophile is when someone named Fred or Freddie is a pedophile
"Oh look it's fred, didn't he get arrested for being a pedophile"
"He is no longer fred but now Fredophile"
fredophile by bOI d SINCO September 9, 2018

fedophile 

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.
Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.
fedophile by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

fontophile 

Some who wants to make sweet, sweet love to fonts.
That Helvetica is so hot!" "You're such a fontophile...
A person who gets a bit too cosy with cats
Get your hands off my cat! This felophile behavior is unacceptable here.
felophile by noman the 3rd December 1, 2010

Feedophile 

A person who forces children to eat food to make them larger in size and and to use them for sexual gratification.
Robbie was sentenced to 30 years in prison for being a feedophile.
Feedophile by Dan Spalke December 16, 2010