Feetophile

a teen or adult female or male who loves little girls feet and tweens feet typically 6 through 12

omg she’s a #FEETOPHILE it’s just my daughters feet she can sniff them .

by Real logical openminded human November 28, 2018

Fedophile

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.

Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"

by jj1221 February 20, 2010

fredophile

A Fredophile is when someone named Fred or Freddie is a pedophile

"Oh look it's fred, didn't he get arrested for being a pedophile"
"He is no longer fred but now Fredophile"

by bOI d SINCO September 9, 2018

fedophile

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

fontophile

Some who wants to make sweet, sweet love to fonts.

That Helvetica is so hot!" "You're such a fontophile...

by derpderpderpderpderpderpderp March 4, 2011

felophile

A person who gets a bit too cosy with cats

Get your hands off my cat! This felophile behavior is unacceptable here.

by noman the 3rd December 1, 2010

Feedophile

A person who forces children to eat food to make them larger in size and and to use them for sexual gratification.

Robbie was sentenced to 30 years in prison for being a feedophile.

by Dan Spalke December 16, 2010