frotophile

Someone with an uncontrollable urge to, and love of, frotting.

Oh my god that guy is such a frotophile. He just frotted me in a museum.

by Rosalind S October 17, 2008

Frotophile

A person who has a sexually attraction to hobbits who are usually found in bowling alleys. Frotophiles make very poor life decisions and do not deserve the love of one in a trillion

That Frotophile met a hobbit who probably had hairy feet in the bowling alley and chose the meth lab cabbage patch kid over a Bulgarian princess.

by top-notching October 9, 2025