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Income Removal System
The IRS folks tried to jack 5 grand off my bank account
by lunar shadows September 19, 2004
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Internal Revenue Service

the band of thieves sanctioned by the govenment to take money from you in the form of income taxes and on anything you ever buy so congress has the trillions of dollars it needs to waste on pork, and projects that do nothing to benefit society, except the few people that will help keep them in office.
The IRS reposessed my car because I couldn't pay the taxes on it.

Although I won a new boat, I had to sell it to pay the taxes on it to the IRS.
by TuffEagle July 16, 2004
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IRS aka "incompetent rich sh*theads." Large group of incompetent thieves who were so terrible at stealing our money that they gave the government a cut of the loot in order to get legalized. They remain incompetent, and if they make a mistake they charge YOU interest and penalties for not babysitting them while they do their thievery (because "It's YOUR responsibility to know that we messed up," says the IRS). The IRS is the last vestige of legalized slavery. Since the IRS is also lazy, they do not want to bother with actual slave owning and instead use fear to force Americans to "give" the government part of their earnings, since the IRS thinks it owns your labor. Hm, I believe that owning another person's labor against their will used to be considered SLAVERY.
Yes, master. Would you like my paycheck in 10's or 20's? I will give that you right away, IRS, sir.
by I. M. Angry July 10, 2008
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Infernal Revenue "Service" a cartel of supercriminals who hold Americans hostage for tribute money gathered each April 15th
The Waffen IRS will kill anybody who refuses to pay his tribute to them (taxes)
by Anonymous July 28, 2003
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"Infernal Revenue Service", how many Americans feel about the Internal Revenue Service, the U.S. federal tax collection agency.
Legend has it that IRS employees scrutinize handwritten envelopes containing tax returns, and any addressed to the "Infernal" Revenue Service are flagged for audits.
by Grinning Cat April 18, 2008
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