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Femophile 

25-30 year old female who finds adolesent males sexually attractive. Commonly in a rut due to losing their youth and making a last ditch attempt to seem young. The species may vary usually wearing a thick protective layer of foundation and heavy eye shadow, to mask the ravages of age. Usually the males accept this to brag to peers not fully understanding the seriousness of being selected by a predator.

Also see simple male.
Femophile: Phwarrr he's fit!!

Friend: Julie, your twice his age.

Femophile: So, I could totally hit that!

Friend: ....
Femophile by lijowe March 17, 2009
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Filophile 

A Filophile is a person who is fond of Philippine culture, Philippine languages, the Filipino people, and/or the Philippines in general.

Another term for this is Filipinophile, but it's too long and unwieldy.
Tagalophile is also an acceptable term, but might trigger Sugbuanon fanatics.
"I love the Philippines so much that it needs a term of its own. I now declare myself a Filophile."
Filophile by JackH4L January 25, 2023

Fedophile 

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.
Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"
Fedophile by jj1221 February 20, 2010

fredophile 

A Fredophile is when someone named Fred or Freddie is a pedophile
"Oh look it's fred, didn't he get arrested for being a pedophile"
"He is no longer fred but now Fredophile"
fredophile by bOI d SINCO September 9, 2018

fedophile 

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.
Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.
fedophile by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

Fagophile 

A person who is both a faggot and a pedophile which makes them a fagophile

-Danny Ryan
That man is a fagophile
Fagophile by DannyDanny25 September 4, 2022

filmophile

Film lover. Usually higher-class movies or classic movies of any genre.
My friend is a real filmophile. He watches classic westerns every weekend.
filmophile by lightdee August 17, 2010