Helvetica 

A popular modernist typeface that's used just about everywhere, such as in corporate logos, signs, posters, operating systems, advertisments, and et cetera. Odds are you've seen it more than enough times in your life to memorize the distinct shape of each letter.

Graphic designers love and loathe Helvetica for its modernist appearance and practicality, and its adaption for any practical purpose.

I watched that Helvetica documentary last night, and I fell asleep at the 20 minute mark. Pretentious documentary is pretentious.

Helvetica by Somebody, but not Nobody March 15, 2008

Helvetica 

Perhaps the best font ever, Helvetica is admired for its modernist, neutral design. It has been copied many times, in Arial, Swiss 721, and Univers 95.

Helvetica, helvetica, helvetica. The best font ever

Helvetica by Cosman246 April 2, 2011

Helvetica 

A person who rules the universe in font form.

Hey what’s the best font?

Futura, and Graphik are good fonts, but we should all praise our great leader of the universe known as Helvetica.

Helvetica by AnOrganism February 5, 2021

Helvetica 

The preferred typeface of Emos everywhere.

Bob: I want to name my daughter Helvetica.
Joe: Bob, you're a emo faggot.

Helvetica by TJ's Hooker March 25, 2009

helvetica 

(adj.)

of longing and powerful nostalgia

Solar is very helvetica rn

helvetica by solar0range February 8, 2024

Helvetica Scenario 

1. A situation that can arise from improper handling of the element intelligent Calcium (I-Calcium). I suggest you consult the Health and Safety Executive for guidelines. Originating from the series Look Around You blants.

2. Helvetica is a font also known as Arial. There is some confunkledness over the name and origination of this font resulting in an Helvetica Scenario.

The German physicist Wilhelm Thomason dedicated to his life to research of the Helvetica Scenario.
(Thanks, House of Steel, theel)

Helvetica Scenario by Moogyboobles May 15, 2005

helvetica-fucker 

slang, derogatory term for a hipster

Aw, man look at that helvetica-fucker... He's on Pitchfork again.

helvetica-fucker by alamodegirl April 5, 2011