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To like farts, To be Ian.

Ian is a Fartophile.

Fartophile by rawrPhile September 19, 2012

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fartphiliac

A person who compulsively seeks out others’ flatulence, often demonstrating a desperate creativity in doing so.

That fartphiliac has taken his search to a whole new level that we call fart stalking.

fartphiliac by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

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Fartophile • fagophile • frotophile • cartophile • Factophilic • Faggophile • fartophobe • fartophrenia • fartphiliac • fatphile

fartophobe

A person who has an irrational fear of farts.

A: Eww! That stinks! I can't believe you just farted right next to me!
B: Don't be such a fartophobe!

fartophobe by Jo McF December 24, 2007

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Fagophile

A person who is both a faggot and a pedophile which makes them a fagophile

-Danny Ryan

That man is a fagophile

Fagophile by DannyDanny25 September 4, 2022

cartophile

n. One who greatly admires and enjoys maps.

Only a cartophile would spend seven hours browsing and admiring maps.

cartophile by Brad November 4, 2004

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fontophile

Some who wants to make sweet, sweet love to fonts.

That Helvetica is so hot!" "You're such a fontophile...

fontophile by derpderpderpderpderpderpderp March 4, 2011

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fatphile

Individual who loves fat people, like fat kids love cake

Dude loves big girls, he is such a fatphile

fatphile by afflictedmuse April 14, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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