Femection

female equivalent to a raging hard-on.

Example: "Rachel had to cross her legs to conceal her femection after she saw Matt"

by raymondsexgod February 3, 2010

furection

An erection caused by the stroking of real or fake fur. Very common in people with fur fettishes.

Earl: Renise wears her ugly llama jacket all the fucking time. It's so disgusting.
Annie: Oh I know, and it's especially disgusting when she strokes it and gets an erection.
Edna: It's called a furection, silly.

by chris dofer January 14, 2008

Famrection

When you look at a really hot family member and you get an erection.

Dude I told my cousin I was gay , so she would change in front of me. I got a major famrection!

by blewdue April 12, 2015

Flection

A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.

Relationship
--
Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.

6th Grade Gym Class
--
Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.

by greason January 20, 2010

fearection

Sexual arousal combined with a feeling of intimidation and uncertainty, generally provoked by powerful/forceful women who are physically attractive. "Business sexual" clothing contributes to the condition. Referenced in the TV program, "Workaholics", on Comedy Central.

Adam was being reprimanded by his boss when he experienced a fearection. Her power was both erotic and dangerous. Her threats of violence decreased, but did not stop, his desire to make sweet love to her. His friends Anders and Blake confirmed that this is a fearection.

by Rusanova June 19, 2011

femotional

Female emotional need to get constantly angry, upset, or sad at stupid shit; usually brought on by menstrual cycle.

I just asked if you wanted something to eat; why the hell are you being so femotional?

by Rober Larson January 19, 2008

femotion

Women believing they have some feelings but the actually havent

It's not real emotion. It's femotion

by futejia May 24, 2008