Flection

A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.

Relationship
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Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.

6th Grade Gym Class
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Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.

by greason January 20, 2010

flection

The state of one's appearance, until see in a second material making a reflection. As long as you can see the object in person then it is a flection. If seen in any other way, like a TV, then it is their reflection

"Your flectioning good today."
"You flection good without braces."

by Scott & Paul December 1, 2003

Treen Treen in ur flection

Athena was our silkie. When we found out he was a rooster cuz he cockadoodledood in the morning, we had to take him to the farm. He was really mad now! He had to leave his girlfriend Chu bear and his friends. He was a pathetic flapper and flyer and his face looked like a smiley face cuz of her big poof on her head. She was made up of five poofs: her head, body, tail, and feet.

Athena is a rooster??
Look its treen treen in ur flection

by ranch. January 30, 2021

frection

Flash erection.

An erection lasting a few micro-seconds. This is invisible to anyone but the trained eye. It is an involuntary muscle reflex.

Not to be confused with a "stirring in the loins" - a more labored and deliberate feeling, involving a certain degree of participation from the subject.

As the hot blonde whizzed by, Larry and Val each experienced warm frections

by Kaiser7890 June 2, 2007

e-ffectionate

Having or showing fond feelings or affection; loving and tender. BUT, all done over email, IM, text messages, and phone!

Dude, she and I screwed off all day on email. My boss would be pissed but it was so e-ffectionate!

by Jacks_inbox June 21, 2005

Fection

the act of being affected by one's actions. Whether it be of annoyance, irratation, etc. Levels of "fection" are measured in percents 0-100%. Your "fection level" can range due to the amount of "fetction" one is giving you.

(Mike walks by Amanda's computer and rips all of her cords out. She becomes "fected" remembering she forgot to save her project)

Mike: Hey, Amanda how's it goin?
Amanda: F@#^ off mike I have so much fection.
Mike: Whats your level at?
Amanda: About a 89%

by ChadGSon October 19, 2009

Fection

A highly philosophical word with nearly infinite but still great meanings. once used by great philosophers, it nows is the job of a few to decipher the emaning of the word from texts. because of this the meaning is highly argued upon and someignorant few believe it does not even exist.

1: a word meaning to philosophise a particular thought

2: a simple philosophical taboo word to make a point by any any angry philosophers

watever other meaning that have formed it goes without saying that this is a real word, and (except for a few) 6 billion people in the world if confronted by it would also agree

1:'' I fection that the universe was created by giant lizards''

2: ''the world is made of the remains of dead space turtles by fection''!

by 21st century philosopher September 26, 2010