Famrection 

When you look at a really hot family member and you get an erection.

Dude I told my cousin I was gay , so she would change in front of me. I got a major famrection!

Famrection by blewdue April 12, 2015

Famfiction

Researching your genealogy on Ancestry.com and embellishing your lineage with all sorts of famous connections which may or may not be accurate.

When I discovered on Ancestry.com that I was a direct descendant of English and Scottish kings, I immediately published my Famfiction on all my social media accounts.

Famfiction by Bogrimm January 9, 2017

Femection 

female equivalent to a raging hard-on.

Example: "Rachel had to cross her legs to conceal her femection after she saw Matt"

Femection by raymondsexgod February 3, 2010

furection 

An erection caused by the stroking of real or fake fur. Very common in people with fur fettishes.

Earl: Renise wears her ugly llama jacket all the fucking time. It's so disgusting.
Annie: Oh I know, and it's especially disgusting when she strokes it and gets an erection.
Edna: It's called a furection, silly.

furection by chris dofer January 14, 2008

fearrection 

Erection caused by fear or by being yelled at

After our female boss reprimanded us I totally got a fearrection

fearrection by mjones1128 June 12, 2011

fearection 

Sexual arousal combined with a feeling of intimidation and uncertainty, generally provoked by powerful/forceful women who are physically attractive. "Business sexual" clothing contributes to the condition. Referenced in the TV program, "Workaholics", on Comedy Central.

Adam was being reprimanded by his boss when he experienced a fearection. Her power was both erotic and dangerous. Her threats of violence decreased, but did not stop, his desire to make sweet love to her. His friends Anders and Blake confirmed that this is a fearection.

fearection by Rusanova June 19, 2011

fabrection 

The fabric-erection. It's the way the zipper of a pair of pants sticks up, making one look like they have a hard one when sitting down.

Girl: What's THAT!?!
Boy: Oh. Uh. It's my pants. They do that when I sit. Seriously! It's a fabrection! Come back! Please, come back!!!

fabrection by Baumbusch March 6, 2008