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To touch yourself or someone else in a way that could be deemed innapropriate sexually.
"Watch out for that Neil bloke he's a bit of a cock feffing rapist!"

"His hand were in his pockets and he was clearly feffing himself."
Feffing by Boneyemski September 30, 2009
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tree felling fart

A type of fart that when emitted, sounds like the distant creaking of a tree after it has been carefully cut and is in the process of slowly falling.
I was in the kitchen as I heard what I thought was a tree falling outdoors but then I realized it was a tree felling fart and it was coming from my husband who was standing right beside me!
Face yelling. When a person is not verbally yelling, but yelling with their expression.
My mother is felling at me since I will not get off of my phone.
Felling by Iz August 16, 2017

Filfingerfoos 

It means Retarded+Braindead+Fucktard+shithead+don't know shit=filfingerfoos

How to say:
Fil-finger-foos
person1:Im a Filfingerfoos man

person2:lmao
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Lil Timmy:look mom its a filfingerfoos
Mom:SHUT YOU'R DAM MOUTH TIMMY
Lil Timmy: sowwy mommy
Filfingerfoos by Crooton April 19, 2018

FetFingers 

Person 1 : Yo is that FetFingers

Person 2 : The streamer?
FetFingers: What an idiot
FetFingers by anonymous December 16, 2021
To insert a straw into a males penis hole and to suck furiously.
I got the swirly straw, wanna go felping?
felping by Micheal Felps November 29, 2009