Felting

The act of stroking another person's pubic hair, as one would pet an animal.

"Did you get laid last night?"
"Naw, I started felting her, but she stopped me."

by Raylan Givens August 28, 2012

felting

The art of making small, usually adorable stuffed things out of felt and embroidery thread. Also may involve the use of googly eyes, buttons, and other miscellaneous objects.

J.P. - "Hey, would you want to go to the diner tonight?"
Nina - "Yeah, sure, just as long as afterward we can spend many hours felting."

by awkwardfelt December 23, 2008

Felting

The act of turning a human being into a rug, similar to what some would do with a bear.

Gavin caught Cal felting that young woman the other night.

by Love to Felt November 21, 2024

Felting

Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.

It is supposed to hurt this much after felting?
It's a sign you have been thoroughly felted.

by DKsider February 3, 2025

Needle felting

Needle felting is a craft you do for fun and you can make whatever you want. Needle felting is a craft where you take wool and poke it with a needle and eventually it makes a hard peace of wool that looks like whatever you want it to look like. When needle felting you have to shape it the shape you want.

Needle felting is relaxing and a fun craft that I do

by got to define all of the words February 13, 2019

Wet Felting

when a woman does not completely shave her pubic hair around her vag to where it feels soft like felt and she is incredibly turned on that she soaks the hair around it.

Man the girl I was with last night was so ready to go she had wet felting

by AS/NAG June 5, 2011

tree felling fart

A type of fart that when emitted, sounds like the distant creaking of a tree after it has been carefully cut and is in the process of slowly falling.

I was in the kitchen as I heard what I thought was a tree falling outdoors but then I realized it was a tree felling fart and it was coming from my husband who was standing right beside me!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021