Felking 

Flossing with one’s pubic hairs

1: I ran out of floss, so I started felking.

2: What the fuck is felking?

1: It’s when you floss with somebody’s pubic hairs

1: Ew

Felking by J_R_V May 23, 2024

felking 

when gas from external force travels up the intestine and emits itself as a burp having gone through the whole body

A: “we were going to town and she started felking. it kinda turned me on, man…”

felking by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

femking 

A strong powerful woman, who doesn't need a man because she is her own king.

Mary Stopes was a girlboss femking.

femking by foamdinosaur August 9, 2021

tree felling fart

A type of fart that when emitted, sounds like the distant creaking of a tree after it has been carefully cut and is in the process of slowly falling.

I was in the kitchen as I heard what I thought was a tree falling outdoors but then I realized it was a tree felling fart and it was coming from my husband who was standing right beside me!

tree felling fart by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021

fecking 

Polite and socially acceptable profanity used by the Irish.

Theres no fecking way, feck off

fecking by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Fecking 

Used instead of the word "fuck."

What the feck just happened?/ You fecking idiot.

Fecking by 5672 December 7, 2016

Felling 

Face yelling. When a person is not verbally yelling, but yelling with their expression.

My mother is felling at me since I will not get off of my phone.

Felling by Iz August 16, 2017