I gave that retard a swirly!

The popular kids have me many swirlys in high school, finding it amusing to hold my head in the toilet and flush it repeatedly. One time they got six people to go pee in the same toilet without flushing before dunking me repeatedly and using my hair like a toilet brush. I've only ever had one chocolate swirly (where someone poops in the toilet and doesn't flush before giving the swirly) and it was the worst experience of my life!!

Sometimes when I j/o and I'm feeling swirly I'll put a finger in my butt.

Person 1: You feeling swirly?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just going to browse reddit for the day as usual...

"Hey bro you wanna get swirly tonight?" "I was so swirly last night I saw a horse on a skate board!"

I was expecting high school to be filled with people giving each other swirlies and pushing people into lockers.

i gave steph an amazing swirly last night.

Dude, when did you last shave? I can see your swirly.