Felqing

To defecate oneself and use the excrement as lubrication when masturbating. Typically used by males

“You wanna go munting bro?”
“Nah bruh I’m felqing right now!”

by TheOfficialPaulRevere April 2, 2024

felqing

the practise of lengthening your chode in subzero temperatures, thus generating frosbite. Frosbite jelqing. Felqing.

Relax man, im just felqing .

by RaviTheRealMan March 18, 2024

Felqing

The act of Jelqing while giving bro a Feltch session.

Yeah I heard Kyle and Ryan were Felqing last week. Those two are hardcore.

by Kuru18 January 3, 2025