felqing

the practise of lengthening your chode in subzero temperatures, thus generating frosbite. Frosbite jelqing. Felqing.

Relax man, im just felqing .

by RaviTheRealMan March 18, 2024

Felqing

To defecate oneself and use the excrement as lubrication when masturbating. Typically used by males

“You wanna go munting bro?”
“Nah bruh I’m felqing right now!”

by TheOfficialPaulRevere April 2, 2024

Felqing

The act of Jelqing while giving bro a Feltch session.

Yeah I heard Kyle and Ryan were Felqing last week. Those two are hardcore.

by Kuru18 January 3, 2025

tree felling fart

A type of fart that when emitted, sounds like the distant creaking of a tree after it has been carefully cut and is in the process of slowly falling.

I was in the kitchen as I heard what I thought was a tree falling outdoors but then I realized it was a tree felling fart and it was coming from my husband who was standing right beside me!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021

Felling

Face yelling. When a person is not verbally yelling, but yelling with their expression.

My mother is felling at me since I will not get off of my phone.

by Iz August 16, 2017

felping

To insert a straw into a males penis hole and to suck furiously.

I got the swirly straw, wanna go felping?

by Micheal Felps November 29, 2009

felxing

An awesome new mutual-masturbation technique that hella good homies can do together, and not be considered gay at all.

After felxing with Joseph and Andrew the last few nights, I'm exhausted.

by BrianDilley January 31, 2008