felping

To insert a straw into a males penis hole and to suck furiously.

I got the swirly straw, wanna go felping?

by Micheal Felps November 29, 2009

felp

fucking help.desperate cry for help

i am going die felp.

felp am gonn drop the flag

by probh August 19, 2010

Felp

Felp is another way of saying welp

Often confused with welp, usually common and better to use

Felp, that was easy

by Vinny is sexy October 2, 2020

Felping

Verb : the act of filming rather than giving assistance or support to

I could help, but your distress is hilarious so I’m “felping” for internet points.

by RevH March 16, 2019

Felped

F*cked up beyond help

This whole month-long shop project is Felped

by Okkvlt April 12, 2022

felps

something you say when something is thrown at you.

Felps! why did you throw that book at me?

by Kati McG and Lauren P August 5, 2008

felp

What you use for the word "fella". The common expression is used as "welp a felp" and means to have sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite gender.

Mom - "Hey honey what did you do today?"

Jackie - "Just welped a felp."

by Jackieeeeesam February 17, 2009