Feffing 

To touch yourself or someone else in a way that could be deemed innapropriate sexually.

"Watch out for that Neil bloke he's a bit of a cock feffing rapist!"

"His hand were in his pockets and he was clearly feffing himself."

Feffing by Boneyemski September 30, 2009

Feffing 

Fucking

Can also be used as Feff meaning Fuck, or Feffer meaning Fucker.

- Originated from Effing

Ashley's a Feffing fag!
Stop being such a Feffer!

Feffing by Shalinet February 21, 2008

faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.

I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.

faffing about by eydryan September 20, 2011

Fiffing 

Like yiffing but with frogsonas instead:
The act of froggy fun ranging from sexual interactions to erotic experiences.
A frogsona is used within the experiences. (a persona which the person is a frog related)

Guy1 - "You aren't into yiffing are you?"

Guy2 - "Nah man i'm into fiffing."

Fiffing by Sloppy The Loppy, Froppy May 27, 2018

faffing around 

Goofing off

Hey, stop faffing around, and get back to work.

faffing around by loafing October 31, 2013

faffing 

to aimlessly waste time doing useless tasks

stop faffing around and come to bed my love

faffing by snuffles October 16, 2004

FetFingers 

Funny Human Streamer

Person 1 : Yo is that FetFingers

Person 2 : The streamer?
FetFingers: What an idiot

FetFingers by anonymous December 16, 2021