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fauxtestor 

A fake protestor; someone who is probably there because they are being paid.

They are usually violent or attempt to incite violence.

They don't actually care about any particular causes. Virtue signalling is more important to them than offering solutions.
Did you see those fauxtestors at the Trump rally yesterday? Soros paid them to be there. All they did was curse at people, spit on them and then played the victim when someone stood their ground.
fauxtestor by UcladudeJon March 8, 2017

fauxtunate

Putting on a happy face when one feels miserable; pretending to be blessed when you feel like you are cursed.
"You are so lucky! You have everything you want."
"Yup, that's me. I am very fauxtunate."
fauxtunate by Katmeow57 March 29, 2017

fauxtest 

To fake-protest as opposed to 'fake-test' as the name suggests.
A fauxtest of this said Fur-con would be the proper way to handle such a debacle.
fauxtest by Jon November 26, 2004
A television personality who accepts the role of president of the US.
Isn't FauxTUS doing a fantastic job dressing up as the leader of the free world?
FauxTUS by Joshwalla January 23, 2018

FauxTune 

A lyric made up in one’s head to fill in unknown parts of real songs.
I’ve been singing the same lyrics to “The First Cut is the Deepest” since the 70’s. But I heard it the other day and realized I’d been singing a fauxtune for forty years.
FauxTune by Zeeums January 13, 2019

fauxtesting

Fake protesting. Giving the appearance of protesting, but not having a legitimate cause with a goal. Essentially, just making a lot of noise for nothing. Oftentimes, these people are paid to fauxtest.
Antifa doesn't have a cause. Their fauxtesting is to hide their fascist desires to stamp out anything they disagree with.
fauxtesting by UcladudeJon October 1, 2017
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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