Definitions by Katmeow57

Scary Smart 

A person who is so intelligent that their ideas are frightening; an evil genius.

The person who planned the nanochemical attack was scary smart.

Scary Smart by Katmeow57 June 18, 2018

Sisling 

a combination of the words "sister" and "sibling;" a term of endearment for a sister.

" I am so glad you are my sisling."

Sisling by Katmeow57 June 11, 2018

fauxtunate

Putting on a happy face when one feels miserable; pretending to be blessed when you feel like you are cursed.

"You are so lucky! You have everything you want."
"Yup, that's me. I am very fauxtunate."

fauxtunate by Katmeow57 March 29, 2017

Fuckulent 

A lazy way of saying fucking excellent.

"That creme brulee was fuckulent!"

Fuckulent by Katmeow57 March 28, 2017

Mensling 

A child genius who will one day be a member of Mensa.

"Tommy just built a combustion engine out of Legos...and he is only two. I think we are looking at a Mensling!"

Mensling by Katmeow57 March 28, 2017

Butt Pumping

The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.

"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"

Butt Pumping by Katmeow57 March 25, 2017

401 (k) 

When a younger woman seeks out a much older, wealthy man to marry, with the sole purpose of inheriting his estate.

"She's not in love with him. He's just her 401 (k)!"

401 (k) by Katmeow57 March 25, 2017