fauxtunate

Putting on a happy face when one feels miserable; pretending to be blessed when you feel like you are cursed.

"You are so lucky! You have everything you want."
"Yup, that's me. I am very fauxtunate."

by Katmeow57 March 30, 2017

Butt Pumping

The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.

"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"

by Katmeow57 March 26, 2017

Mensling

A child genius who will one day be a member of Mensa.

"Tommy just built a combustion engine out of Legos...and he is only two. I think we are looking at a Mensling!"

by Katmeow57 March 28, 2017

Sisling

a combination of the words "sister" and "sibling;" a term of endearment for a sister.

" I am so glad you are my sisling."

by Katmeow57 May 31, 2018

401 (k)

When a younger woman seeks out a much older, wealthy man to marry, with the sole purpose of inheriting his estate.

"She's not in love with him. He's just her 401 (k)!"

by Katmeow57 March 26, 2017

Scary Smart

A person who is so intelligent that their ideas are frightening; an evil genius.

The person who planned the nanochemical attack was scary smart.

by Katmeow57 June 19, 2018

Fuckulent

A lazy way of saying fucking excellent.

"That creme brulee was fuckulent!"

by Katmeow57 March 28, 2017