Butt Pumping

The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.

"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"

by Katmeow57 March 25, 2017

Sisling

a combination of the words "sister" and "sibling;" a term of endearment for a sister.

" I am so glad you are my sisling."

by Katmeow57 June 11, 2018

Scary Smart

A person who is so intelligent that their ideas are frightening; an evil genius.

The person who planned the nanochemical attack was scary smart.

by Katmeow57 June 18, 2018

Mensling

A child genius who will one day be a member of Mensa.

"Tommy just built a combustion engine out of Legos...and he is only two. I think we are looking at a Mensling!"

by Katmeow57 March 28, 2017

Fuckulent

A lazy way of saying fucking excellent.

"That creme brulee was fuckulent!"

by Katmeow57 March 28, 2017

fauxtunate

Putting on a happy face when one feels miserable; pretending to be blessed when you feel like you are cursed.

"You are so lucky! You have everything you want."
"Yup, that's me. I am very fauxtunate."

by Katmeow57 March 29, 2017

401 (k)

When a younger woman seeks out a much older, wealthy man to marry, with the sole purpose of inheriting his estate.

"She's not in love with him. He's just her 401 (k)!"

by Katmeow57 March 25, 2017