FauxTUS 

A television personality who accepts the role of president of the US.

Isn't FauxTUS doing a fantastic job dressing up as the leader of the free world?

FauxTUS by Joshwalla January 23, 2018

fauxitus 

fauxitus — Penetrative sex using a harness and a phallic simulacrum of some type to stimulate the G-spot in women; or, the prostate in men. Some enjoy the experience of dilation using stimulators of graduating sizes and lengths.

Some people prefer to assert freedom from the penis shape by using a stimulator in the harness that is shaped like a sperm whale, a dolphin, or even an alien ovipositor complete with implantable eggs.

Whatever is chosen, this isn’t an act designed for either a quickie; or, a lack of commitment to the experience.

This is a very “overly specific” act to perform.

Coitus, fauxitus — it’s the 21st century; what’s a little penetrative sex between friends or lovers? Especially overly specific penetrative sex!!!!!!

fauxitus by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 1, 2023

Fauxtoshoot 

When you take photos of your friends/fam just to capture some trap bitches in the background to mock later.

Me & David had a Fauxtoshoot on the bridge to get pics of that trick walking behind us!

Fauxtoshoot by tonymadman January 20, 2017

Faustus keyboard disease 

A disease which causes people on Discord to type in all caps and frequently yell "AAAAAAAA"

Faustus: LIFE IS SO DEPRESSING!!!!!!!!
Yusuf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kass: Bruh why does everyone on Discord have Faustus keyboard disease lately

Faustus keyboard disease by notyusufr October 25, 2020

Fauxtoshoot 

A photoshoot with an amateur model, most commonly an adult gay male, not intended for publication anywhere other than personal websites (facebook, connexion, etc). The fauxtoshoot is a way to live out an adolescent fantasy of getting "Glamour Shots" at the mall.

I unfriended him because he clogs up my news feed with the addition of random strangers and uploads from his most recent fauxtoshoot.

Fauxtoshoot by DanInATL October 27, 2010

Faustus 

Something about otters.

National Geographic: Today, 100,000 to 150,000 sea otters are protected by law.
Guy 1: Who on earth would protect such useless animals...
Guy 2: You probably haven't met a Faustus.

Faustus by ShortMart July 12, 2011

fauxthusiasm

To express joy for something you think you should care about, but don't really.

Man: "The Penguins are up 2-0 after the first period!"
Woman: "Ummm... Yayy?"
Man: "Well done! You fauxthusiasm is appreciated."

fauxthusiasm by TheNarcissist April 9, 2008